Dear Google, I’m Sorry.

So late last month I suddenly realized my page views had decreased significantly, and then I realized shortly thereafter that – for some reason – my site was no longer being indexed by Google. When I searched for my URL or page titles via the search engine, there were no results returned. I was quite […]

I Was Wrong

Ace Ventura, Jr. - Pet Molester

Move away from Satan, Michael Cera. This is the worst thing ever. What I’d like to know is: which Hollywood casting agent was walking into McDonald’s, spotted this fatass eating his fifth Flurry and said to himself, “Oh, my GOD! That’s IT! He’s the spittin’ image of Jim Carrey! WE’VE FOUND OUR NEW ACE VENTURA!” […]

The Worst Thing Ever

Stare into the steely-eyed doom of Michael Cera.

Not just the worst movie poster ever, but possibly the worst thing ever. And that includes both World Wars. Granted, I haven’t seen the film, but that seems rather irrelevent at this point. Every time someone looks at this poster, an art design major with a thankless job in marketing drops dead.

Christian Bale Had a Meltdown – The Remix!

We all know by now that Christian Bale had a meltdown on the set of T4 over summer, and the audio was leaked this morning. Well, some liberties were taken with the original audio for a “remix” of sorts. This really speaks for itself. Enjoy. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYG6VIDiUvw

The Best Music Video of All Time

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU One of the YouTube comments sums it up quite well: “Forget Obama, this music video should be president.” But be careful — it’s intense!