Star Trek Cologne: For People Who Can Afford Never Having Sex

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I suppose odder things have happened — Burger King’s body spray, for example — but this certainly ranks up there: Star Trek has a new cologne, called Red Shirt. So it’s sorta like Versace’s Blue Jeans, except for people who don’t want to ever get laid. Offered by vendor ThinkGeek, the official product description states: […]

Wilco – Wilco (The Album)

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“Wilco will love you, baby,” Jeff Tweedy reassures us on his new album’s title track. But will fans love Wilco (The Album)? Or even Wilco (the band)? Since the release of A Ghost Is Born in 2004, the group seems to have been slowly but surely alienating portions of its fanbase — those who admired […]

For Posterity’s Sake: The Infamous Ryan S./John Coltrane Pitchfork Review

This is the man who wrote this review.

This unintentionally racist/hilarious review was originally posted to Pitchfork in the late 1990s by site founder Ryan Schreiber, but was conveniently erased during a recent site revamp (was it coincidence that the deletion came shortly after the review had attracted a significant amount of criticism on Internet forums?). Regardless of the reason for its removal, […]

Billy Bob Thornton is Kind of a Douchebag

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It may not come as a surprise to most people that the guy who played Bad Santa, and who used to wear Angelina Jolie’s blood in a vial around his neck, is kind of weird — but, nevertheless, the experience of watching Qtv’s interview with Billy Bob Thornton this morning was comparable to the painful […]

From “White Castle” to “House” to the White House

Kal Penn, now working at the White House

Kal Penn, best known for his role as Kumar in the Harold and Kumar franchise and the television show House, has reportedly left acting to pursue a political career. Yep, the guy best known for smoking weed on the big screen with a mock-up of former President George W. Bush will now be working directly […]