The Lovely Bones

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Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones is a colossally misguided failure. Based on the well-received 2002 novel by Alice Sebold, Jackson — along with his Lord of the Rings cohorts, Philippa Boyens and Fran Walsh — has penned a meandering screenplay, made merely all the worse by uniformly awful performances, poor editing, and generally bad filmmaking. […]

So Bad It’s Brilliant – The Worst Movie of 2008

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I haven’t had time, nor seen enough of this year’s contenders, to make a Best of 2008 list for films. Frankly, I don’t really want to. These lists bore me. So, instead, why not focus on the Best Bad Movie of 2008? A movie so confoundingly crappy that it skips right over being abysmal and […]