I Was Wrong

Ace Ventura, Jr. - Pet Molester

Move away from Satan, Michael Cera. This is the worst thing ever. What I’d like to know is: which Hollywood casting agent was walking into McDonald’s, spotted this fatass eating his fifth Flurry and said to himself, “Oh, my GOD! That’s IT! He’s the spittin’ image of Jim Carrey! WE’VE FOUND OUR NEW ACE VENTURA!” […]