Julia Roberts Has a Dirty Mouth

I’ve always thought of Julia Roberts as a goody-two-shoes, America’s-sweetheart type of gal. This perception is constantly reinforced by her public image, with includes outspoken decisions such as turning down roles with nudity. And yet Julia Roberts suddenly seems a whole lot edgier and funnier – and, hell, even more likable and less of a […]

Billy Bob Thornton is Kind of a Douchebag

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It may not come as a surprise to most people that the guy who played Bad Santa, and who used to wear Angelina Jolie’s blood in a vial around his neck, is kind of weird — but, nevertheless, the experience of watching Qtv’s interview with Billy Bob Thornton this morning was comparable to the painful […]

I Was Wrong

Ace Ventura, Jr. - Pet Molester

Move away from Satan, Michael Cera. This is the worst thing ever. What I’d like to know is: which Hollywood casting agent was walking into McDonald’s, spotted this fatass eating his fifth Flurry and said to himself, “Oh, my GOD! That’s IT! He’s the spittin’ image of Jim Carrey! WE’VE FOUND OUR NEW ACE VENTURA!” […]

The Worst Thing Ever

Stare into the steely-eyed doom of Michael Cera.

Not just the worst movie poster ever, but possibly the worst thing ever. And that includes both World Wars. Granted, I haven’t seen the film, but that seems rather irrelevent at this point. Every time someone looks at this poster, an art design major with a thankless job in marketing drops dead.